La Pot? Ohhhh...La Maz

Hello Friends!

Wanted to share a quick laugh with you (and possibly a scary thought about our future generations)...

Aaron and I have started our 6-wk baby class (every Tuesday night from 7pm to 9:30pm) along with 14 other couples and one couple has already provided us endless entertainment when our eyes are not otherwise being seared by graphic videos (I mean, the "miracle of birth").

Stoner Dude and his Baby Mama week one:
"I'm just really tired. I really need a lot of sleep." -- to explain away his falling asleep, snoring, in the middle of a discussion with all of the lights on -- girlfriend slaps him awake

Stoner Dude and Baby Mama week two:
Baby Mama: "If my Mom had a C-section, am I more likely to have one?"
Stoner Dude: "Yea. What if my Mom had one?"

Another Dad-to-be asks the teacher: "About how big is the incision for a C-section?"
Stoner Dude interjects: "About 6 inches. My first kid is 12. I was there."
Dad-to-be: "Oh? Did they let you watch? What was it like?"
Stoner Dude: "I don't know. I passed out. Her Mom came in."

Teacher re: going to hospital:
"Contractions will be about 3 to 5 minutes apart before you want to take her to the hospital."
Stoner Dude: "So when do we go to the hospital?"


Oh gaud. lol :)

Kim